Best Reasons to Hate Living

Here is my top five reasons for not wanting to live anymore. Help?

The word nuclear has more than one pronunciation according to Merriam-Webster.

nu·cle·ar: \ˈnü-klē-ər, ˈnyü-, ÷-kyə-lər\ adjective 1846

1: of, relating to, or constituting a nucleus

2 a: of or relating to the atomic nucleus

b: used in or produced by a nuclear reaction (as fission)

c (1): being a weapon whose destructive power derives from an uncontrolled nuclear

reaction

(2): of, produced by, or involving nuclear weapons

(3): armed with nuclear weapons

d: of, relating to, or powered by nuclear energy

3: crazy, berserk —usually used in the phrase go nuclear

Fried Eggs and Bacon can give you cancer. From CancerIQ.org:

When foods such as meats and eggs are cooked at high temperatures, heterocyclic amine compounds are formed inside the food. The compounds that are formed are also found in cigarette smoke. In-depth studies of this are very recent, but scientific testing on animals suggested a link between these compounds and cancer of the stomach, colon, liver, oral cavity, mammary gland, skin, and cecum. Older studies conducted on fried foods suggest a link between these compounds to breast and colorectal cancer. This whole topic is very new, and quite shocking. Fried meats are not good for you anyway, so removing them from your diet is going to be a health improvement for multiple reasons. But grilling and other types of cooking may also be hazardous, so please stay educated on this topic and be careful not to cook at temperatures that are extreme.

The definitions for your name in Urban Dictionary:

Amanda:

1. Amanda does NOT mean “A man DUH” it is a name which means “Love” in the definations (sic) of name books.
2. A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.
3. When applied to a WOMAN, the wonderful, lovely, beautiful name AMANDA means LOVE. When applied to a cross-dressing man, AMANDA means, “Dude, look at that NON-CHICK over there, A MAN, DUH!”?…
10. the act of anal penetrating a girl while she is handstanding, then you proceed to reach between her legs and fist her. works best if you obliterate her anus and especially if she is on her period…
14. skank with pepperoni nipples and a smelly vajay jay. she probably has many std’s but will not tell you about them until its to late…
16. being in complete obsession with vaginas or not getting enough masterbation out of ones own vagina.
17. verb- to knock ones self unconscious with the intent of avoiding something, such as a painful death

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Women’s Suffrage. Man, we should end that shit.